Normal Guy VS Edward Cullen
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now”
Normal Guy would say: “I think am falling for you”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion felt in Love with the Lamb”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack ….go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: Your hair looks like haystack…but I like it”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicated to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you died a normal guy would find another.
If you died Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
As you left the house a normal guy would say: “Bye..See ya!”
As you left the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me love”
As you come back to the house a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you were both out for dinner a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes of the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen while driving would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places a normal guy would say: “I miss you”
While far apart in different place Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you taken half myself with you”
A normal Guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car
How CUTE!!!…That was amzing…I’m in love with Edward!!!…Oh man, why he has to be a fictional character….lol. He is just so perfect. My favorite, among others, was the one that Edward said: “Come back to me love”. That was so HOT!!!….Love him, need Him, want Him!!!!
i want a guy lke edward
Sadly men like Edward don’t exist. All we ever get is the *shudder* normal guy
And the above reasons, courtesy of the owner/author of this blog, state the exact reason why we should all get on with our lives and come to terms with the fact that Edward is a Gary-Stu.
He scored 75 on the Mary Sue Litmus scale.
cuteee
I love Edward Cullen
I want one.. and I don’t care is he is a vampire too
OMFG!!!! I LOVE EDWARD TO DEATH AND BEYOND!! LOL..HE IS THE PERFECT GUY EVER!!! OMG…HE’S NOT REAL!!! DANG AND OUR WEDDING PLANS WERE MADE OUT!!!
I would say that Edward Cullen, is not my real name, but they did good portrayin my personality… I guess im not a normal guy… lol
Girl My honeymoon plans with Edward were made out!!..lol
he is just sooo cute and i wish i was bella!!!!!!!!!!! i would do such a better job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward Cullen is sooooooo sexy. I love him.
That is soooooo SWEET!!!
MaNdY
xxoo
If Edward were real we all would be fighting over him. I think he is real, but none of us will ever see, smell, feel, ear, or taste the aroma of him til we are gone from this earth. Maybe just maybe he will find one of us and make her immortal before she leaves. Ahhhhhhhhh Edward if you do exist I surrender!
Wow. That was great.
I wish i had a guy excatly like Edward as a boyfriend.
He’s so sweet. There aint much guys who care like how Edward Cullen cares for Bella. It hurts to think that Edward lasts only in as a character. I’ll wait for my Edward Cullen. (:
Nice post!
i love Edward he is the perfect man! i wish he was my boyfriend! that would be amazing
Girls I’m here to humbly attest to the fact that edward cullens do exist! I am dating the most romantic,handsome,protective,nurturing,loyal,loving,deep,witty,sexiest man I’ve ever met on paper or in reality. I too got sucked into the twilight story.but instead of making me wistful,edward’s character made me smile..because it woke me to the truth that my boyfriend’s love saves me over and over again.why?cause its true.one piece of advice for u ladies.never settle for less than edward cullen love.I promise u.it does exist!!!!!!
oh my God Edward is soo perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy for Bella, but insanely jealous.(sigh)
This is soo true. I love edward.
i didn’t read the books, because i thought it was a waste of time, you know. then everyone started seeing the movie, so i rented it yesterday. i immediately fell in love. he’s right, everything about him is alluring. He’s soo gorgeous, his voice is so attractive, everything about him makes me want him. it’s really a shame he isn’t real, and im willing to bet there isn’t one guy out there even close to him.
all the nice guys are ugly, all the hot guys are mean, and all the nice and hot guys are gay. the sad truth of life ladiees. let’s fantasize while we can:)
I have indeed found a man as sweet, sensitive, strong, caring, and passionately in love with me as Edward is with Bella. For all you saying men like that don’t exist, you are wrong, you just have not found one yet. They are very hard to come by (somewhat like vampires) but once in a blue moon one girl is lucky enough to find that one boy…dont stop dreaming!
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN TO PIECES!
I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED
OUT <3
OMG!! <3 I CANT WAIT TILL NEW MOON!!!!
PS NICE WEBSITE
What the hell is wrong with you women? These are lines chumps use to get innocent and naive girls. Listen, us guys try our best for you. But why do you have such unbelievably high and albeit disturbing standards? Edward shows more stalking and possible homicidal behavior than love.
Like “If I did, a normal guy would find another but Edward would kill himself.” That’s not healthy. If your boyfriend died, you’d find another. But you’d still hurt thinking about that person and would never forget them.
I know some of the stuff this weird character does sounds romantic to you, but us guys are people too. You don’t like it when we think of you as someone to only please us, and we don’t like it when you do the same to us. And this “A guy will buy you flowers and Edward will buy you a car.” Isn’t that just being materialistic? What about if the guy works a dead end job so he can buy you a small ring with what little he makes so he can ask you to marry him? Are you gonna be all “Fuck that, I want a giant diamond and a Ferarri!”
Ladies, all I ask is you to realize that Edward doesn’t exist and never will. And thank God, because not even the actor playing him likes him. He’s a personality derived character who takes his romantic quotes from George Lucas’ Big Book of Naboo Pick Up Lines.
omg twilight is soooo awsome when i first got it me AND MY SISTER WATCHED IT OVRER AND OVER I<3 EDWARD AND I <3 JACOB THEY ARE BOTH HOOOT
You know what, Twilight totally ruined my chances on real love.
From now on, I’ll just be looking for someone with lionish hair, golden eyes and just absolute perfectness and if that guy existed he probably wouldn’t even like me.
Where is my Edward? i fill so sad and heartached when i think about edward and realize that nobody can be so devoted and in love.
JAJA!
like if a man will be like that!
c´mon girls! dont get to obseseed! it doesn`t EXIST!
lets live the world♪
teh guy who posted this:
What the hell is wrong with you women? These are lines chumps use to get innocent and naive girls. Listen, us guys try our best for you. But why do you have such unbelievably high and albeit disturbing standards? Edward shows more stalking and possible homicidal behavior than love.
Like “If I did, a normal guy would find another but Edward would kill himself.” That’s not healthy. If your boyfriend died, you’d find another. But you’d still hurt thinking about that person and would never forget them.
I know some of the stuff this weird character does sounds romantic to you, but us guys are people too. You don’t like it when we think of you as someone to only please us, and we don’t like it when you do the same to us. And this “A guy will buy you flowers and Edward will buy you a car.” Isn’t that just being materialistic? What about if the guy works a dead end job so he can buy you a small ring with what little he makes so he can ask you to marry him? Are you gonna be all “Fuck that, I want a giant diamond and a Ferarri!”
Ladies, all I ask is you to realize that Edward doesn’t exist and never will. And thank God, because not even the actor playing him likes him. He’s a personality derived character who takes his romantic quotes from George Lucas’ Big Book of Naboo Pick Up Lines.
will you marry me?
haha!
just kiddin!
I likes it cause girls are too obseseed about Edward
I read the books, but c`mon it`s like a fanfiction
did you know that the character of Edward is ¨taken¨ from a novel called Jane Eyre?
omg he’s the perfect man the perfect boyfriend. i love him to bits and peices. he’s caring,charming,smart,protective,romantic,loner,shy,honest,loyal and drop dead gourgoues and a total jock.i wish he was real with all my life and strenght and heart.were is my edward i feel so heartached that there is no one as perfect as him. i wish i was bella so badly.oooh stephanie why did you have to make him so amasing
If Edward Cullen were real, he’d have to abide by the rules of reality. Meaning, even if he was real, you still couldn’t have him. Because he’d have a boyfriend.
Wouldn’t it be so weird to date someone perfect? I mean, really, wouldn’t it make you self-conscious? Here’s this perfect guy, and then… you. Perfect is a lot to live up to. In an existant relationship, you’d be constantly wondering, “Why did he choose me?”, “Is he going to stick around until he finds someone better?”. And do you even know the pressure you would put on a guy because you have absurdly high standards? No rational guy is going to want to date someone with an obsession with some ink on paper about this guy that some lady wrote about. So stop being selfish.
If you scroll up, there are already several woman who are already sad because some fictional character is only… fictional. Also, if you feel the need to compare every guy who shows interest in you to Edward Cullen, that’s your own problem, not theirs. Don’t waste a living, breathing guy’s time because you’re delusional. You should feel flattered that this guy, whoever it may be, is showing interest in you. Because he clearly sees something fascinating in you. That, ladies, is a compliment. Don’t ruin it by obsessing over Edward.
God forbid, some guy actually reminds you of Edward. That’s a serious problem. Search up “Edward Cullen abusive” on google, click some links, and you’ll find some very convincing points.
That’s why I know he does NOT exist.
i love Edward he is the perfect man!!!!!!
oh my God Edward is soo perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!